Oh, ladies and gentlemen put on your seatbelts, and take on a wild ride full of hilariousness! "copyright Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more the ways you could imagine. This film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an amusing horror comedy that'll cause you to laugh, scratching your head, and contemplating the life choices of both bears and drug smugglers.
copyright Bear
The moment you meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played wonderfully by Matthew Rhys, you know you're about to embark on a wild experience. He's a smuggler with style elegant grace, as well as a habit of dumping his precious items in the most off-putting places. The only thing he knew was of the possibility that he could by accident create the legend of the century--the "copyright Bear!"
Let go of what think you know about bears, and their dietary preferences. This film adopts a unique stand and believes that when bears consume copyright they don't just party, they make themselves into bloodthirsty mobsters! Beware, Godzilla, there's a new reigning king, and you can find him in a bear with penchant for powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, which includes the inept police officers on the run, the negligent criminals and innocent citizens who had trouble finding their way through a bag of paper, will keep you stunned. The collective incompetence of the characters is an amazing sight. If you're ever looking for a laugh you can imagine that Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell attempting to find cases without shooting one another.
But let's not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. These aren't the Olaf and Elsa in "Frozen." The two hikers find A treasure-trove of Colombian goodness, and before you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become the prime targets of the copyright Bear's ever-growing hunger. You know, why do you need the luxury of a Disney princess when you have an uncontrollable, aggressive bear in the wild?
The movie is the perfect balance between comedy and horror, making you laugh once and then clutching your popcorn fearfully the next. The body count rises faster than you can count the curls of your neck and you'll feel like cheering at every demise with pure happiness. This is something like watching National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
And now, let's talk about that epic battle. Imagine: a cascading waterfall cascading in the background, the fearless trio comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry eager to face this beast called the copyright Bear. It's an epic struggle for that will last forever, complete with wildfires, bear noises as well as enough white powder to bring Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think you've lost the fight after all, it's resurrected with a copyright explosion! It's a resurgence of epic proportions.
Sure "copyright Bear" may have problems. Editing can be as unpredictable just like a caffeinated squirrel and leaves you scratching your brain and wondering if the film reel was secretly used as an scratching piece. However, don't worry dear copyright Bear trivia viewers, because the bear's CGI has a stunningly high-end quality. This bear takes over the show and the editing team seemed to seem to be in a high-sugar state their own.
The film is a mix of double-crossings, tension and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling before you depart the theater with a smile at your face, just remember this final tip from the reviewer's report: You should not feed bears anything. especially not heroin or fellow hiking buddies. It's a guarantee that it won't take a lot of time for anyone who is involved.
So, grab your popcorn, buckle down, and get yourself immersed in the outrageous world of "copyright Bear." This is a unique cinematic experience which will have you in tears, while you contemplate the importance of bears' secret party-potential.